Noodles... What else would I write about? Not just noodles, but Cup of noodles. The cup of noodles is both delicious and affordable. Eating it is like eating a 5 star meal. Well that’s my on personal opinion. Know if you are going to eat cup of noodles in public, you are going to have to follow these simple rules.
The soup
Normally everyone thinks you should eat the soup, but NO ONE does. It is like that rule everyone sort of just follows. Personally I think the soup is just there to give the noodles a sense of taste.
The actual cooking time
When I eat noodles, I normally eat in less than 3 minutes. Just like the amount of time it supposedly takes to cook. But that statement is clearly wrong. It takes 3 minutes for the actual noodle to cook. But you have to boil the water, and that takes about 5 more minutes. So all together it takes 8 minutes.
How you act
I hate when people take their time to eat. Just eat and get it over it. I act like a beast when eating noodles. Sometimes I feel like I am a Chubby Asian Bird. In my opinion you should act like a Chubby Asian Bird whenever eating cup of noodles.
What to eat with it
Normally I eat cup of noodles with kool-aid. If I am out of it I just drink water. Along with my beverage I might eat it with American toast, or if it is in season Chubby Asian Bird.
How to eat it
Most people (people that are not Asian) eat the cup of noodles with a fork. You should definitely if you have it, eat it with chopsticks. That is how I picture the cup of noodles being eaten. If you have chopsticks and still eat it with a fork, then you should be eaten by a Chubby Asian Bird.
Follow these rules and you will be successful and not get eaten by a Chubby Asian Bird.
Quick note..... How many Chubby Asian Birds did you spot on this post? Guess right and not get eaten by a Chubby Asian Bird....
Seven times, including the times when you said Chubby Asian birds in the question. You're lucky, my mom doesn't let me drink Kool-Aid anymore because it's too sugary. Nice post, Martin!
ReplyDeleteNope you are wrong Dijah..... You are eaten by a Chubby Asian Bird
ReplyDeleteWell, that sounds absolutely delightful.
ReplyDeleteI found seven Chubby Asian Birds in your blog post. I take my time eating, and I eat my cup of Noodles with a fork, I've learned in this post how to truly eat a Cup of Noodles.Nice job!
ReplyDeleteNope you guessed wrong... And how can you eat cup of noodles with a fork!? Know you will be eaten by a Chubby Asian Bird...
ReplyDeleteThat was a trick question! and I do eat my cup of noodles with a fork but now I know not too.
DeleteMartin, it looks like you will need to post a tutorial about how to use chopsticks properly. I do my best whenever I'm at a chopsticks-friendly restaurant, but I feel like I'm trying to eat with my thumbs. I need some pointers.
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