People these days don't know what “no” means. No means no! Sometimes people are too shy and caring to say no, but they give little hints. But for the people out there who don't understand that no means no, or they can't take a hint, this is a guide to survive someone like that asking you out.
Don’t Be Too Awesome
Being flirtatious can get you a date you want to go out with, or curse you with a date you don’t want to spend five seconds with. If someone is asking you out, but you don’t want to go out with them, the first step is to not lead them on. When you are talking to them, don’t be too funny or too nice, because it can give them the idea that you have some interests for them, when you really don’t. If they like you for being yourself, then don’t be so much of that person that they want to be with. Tone the sweetness down, and give them a little hint with your attitude that you are not interested at all.
Stay Away From the Rain
In Twilight, the first scene is Jacob (Taylor Lautner) in the rain, with his shirt off. In the movie theatre, all the girls, and some guys, were screaming because of how stunning he looked. It should be a fact, that all people look more attractive when wet. Especially in the rain, because when the rain is coming down and hits your body at the perfect time, it’s like angels singing in heaven. So on a rainy day, I suggest staying inside or pretend to be sick.
Give Them the Waterworks
Most people don’t give up when you tell them no. If they keep bugging you, tell them that you just aren’t ready to be in a relationship, and that it has nothing to do with them, it is just ad timing. Tell them that you want to be the best possible girlfriend or boyfriend that you can be, and you aren’t ready to be that for anyone yet. If you were ever in a previous relationship, use that as an excuse. Tell them that you got very hurt in your last relationship and you aren’t mentally, emotionally, or physically ready to be in another committed relationship. Do whatever you have to do to get them to stop.
Say Goodbye
Some guys or girls like to go all the way. They won’t stop asking until you say yes! For those people who are getting admired by people like that, just keep your distance. Try to avoid as much contact as possible with them. Don’t make it too obvious, but make sure to keep your distance in a friendly way. If they say hi, casually wave hello back, but no hugging or intimate gestures. Give them a fierce attitude that shows that you aren’t interested, and that you probably never will be.
It isn’t your fault for people wanting to desperately be with you. It is just the gift that God gave you. That gift can help you out with getting great “other-halves,” but it can also curse you with people you don’t like, constantly asking you out. If you stick to these how to survive rules, you won’t have to feel pressured to say yes, and be miserable with someone you don’t even have feelings for. Be as gentle as possible, but also be firm with them. If you stick with these rules, you’ll never have to date a loser again. Your welcome!
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Pretty hilarious. Especially the part about angels singing. Nice work.
ReplyDeleteThis advice is ridiculous. So you are saying people shouldn't be themselves just because of one person? That is really unfair to the person who has to, "tone the sweetness down." People should be themselves no matter what.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr. Vega. And this advice isn't rediculous. They don't need to stop being themselves, they just need to tone down the part that the person who is asking them out likes most about them. This advice will be famous one day!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Josue this advise is ridiculous. You should be able to flirt however you want. And I do not agree with step 4. But I like how you write so good job. Your advise will not be famous but i am sure your writing will be.
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